so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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