New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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