Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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