Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
please don't ironically join a cult
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