What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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