called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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