You made me cry and you don't even care
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Randomize