i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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