he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
