watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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