but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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