oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize