Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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