Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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