My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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