yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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