We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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