i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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