good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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