I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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