FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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