my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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