I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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