This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm passing your future prison.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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