ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it's great music for shaving your balls
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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