Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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