It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
