i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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