i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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