Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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