I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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