My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize