your parents love me but you hate me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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