i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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