and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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