Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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