Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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