but the lizard people decide everything anyway
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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