i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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