We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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