Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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