I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
