god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
soo... how was my night?
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