there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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