you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
