so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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