My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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