We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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