question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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