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she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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