That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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