Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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