Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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