Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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