Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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