Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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