I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
false alarm, still single
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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